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I had an employee straight up lie to me the other day. First of all, why lie? We have cameras all over the place that record your actions, so don’t say you didn’t do something when you clearly did. Second, when has lying on the job ever worked out for you? It will always catch up to you. Always. Third, you know this is going to be on your review, right? If you even make it that far… part-time employed means part-time integrity now? My already low opinion of you has lowered more than I thought possible.