We just got in what feels like 50,000 “elf on the shelf” kits. The nightmare is a reality. They broke past Halloween. Soon we’ll see Elves on Shelves around Labor Day. This is one of the worst things to happen to the holidays. We’re conditioning little children to think that voyeurism is normal. That’s disgusting. People spying on people is disgusting. …I’ll end it there before I get political.