All Through The Store
Further rhyming? What sorcery is this?!
I cannot abide that Elf on a Shelf. I hate it so much. It’s only getting worse. The Birthday edition, a reindeer companion, jackets and jerseys… It’s just awful.
What’s not awful is this: Today’s comic, if I’ve done my math right, is #1,000! I have punctuation!
Let’s celebrate by buying a SHIRT!
