I think we either attract some bold-faced stupid idiots, or the population at large contains a lot more sociopaths than I thought. These four panels are sadly based off of real things that happened. One specifically to me, a couple others I will attribute to my coworker Natalie. That’s her in the last panel. The worst thing is that that wasn’t the first or last time people were caught trading genetic materials in our store. Sadder still, once we had security cameras installed it didn’t deter them. It just made them work harder.