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This situation happens way too frequently for my taste and it always gets to me. The customer asks for an obscure book, I spend a good fifteen minutes looking EVERYWHERE for it, triumphantly locate the book, and hand it over to the customer only to have them ask me this stupid question.

A lot of the time they’ll also say, “I’ll just get it on Amazon then.”

This is the customer that ruins the world. You’re killing humanity by behaving this way.