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I’ve not had much to complain about calling customers that their special order came in. Leaving messages wasn’t an issue for me either. Having emails sent out to customers more often now is also pretty convenient for both parties.
What I absolutely hate are those insipid, puerile answering machine messages that people leave that pretend to be them answering the phone. Immature, unimaginative, and a complete waste of time. If you’re wasting my time, I’ll do my best to waste yours. Good luck finding that book you needed for school, you little maggot.