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It’s hard not to shout at all the lazy moochers every closing shift. They are keeping us here later than we need, they are the worst sort of customer because we can specifically see them dump all the items the wanted to hold but never purchase, and they ALWAYS STAY PAST CLOSING. They have no sense of urgency in exiting the store either. We make two to four announcements leading up to the closing hour and they tune it out. They behave confused when we tell them it’s time to go. I wonder if we’d ever be able to get away with locking them in the store until they clean up their mess… It may work once. Better make that count.