So like most other geek-nerds out on the internet, I’m not too happy about what George Lucas did with his accidental masterpiece of Star Wars. The “NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooo” in Revenge of the Sh—Sith was bad enough. Adding it to Return of the Jedi while tossing the Emperor down that elevator shaft should be considered a federal crime. He didn’t even direct that film. Playing around with your own film, the films you directed yourself, George, is one thing, messing with someone else’s vision is quite another.

Anyways, what if George got his dirty little mitts on the Lord of the Rings films? My brother Jason and I have a terrible “what if” to present with todays comic. Enjoy and despair!