Dumb
It’s fun sometimes to see where your mind winds up going after only 2 hours of sleep and an opening shift you have to get ready for. Any time I unpacked a shipment of those Harry Potter toy wands I always thought they looked …a little poopy. Yeah, some people think that wands and how long they are is all about compensating for certain portions of anatomy but that’s a phallusy (thanks, Terry Pratchett, for that.)
Vacuu-formed plastic molds of lumpy, brown, sometimes segmented, wizard wands look less like toys and more like what toddlers leave on the kids stage after a particularly exciting Story Time.
…Also, Pat is an idiot. The comic was inspired in two parts. Wizard fecal-ish wands, and my favorite Demotivational poster: Meetings: None of us is as dumb as all of us.
Who else thought they were done shopping for presents after the employee appreciation discount was over only to find that the buy 2 get the 3rd free board game sale was too tempting to pass up? Risk 2210, Taboo, Munchkin, Settlers of Catan, Clue, Word Pirates, Blokus….
