Help support Mike: Bookseller! This Patreon thing really helps me out a ton and you get to see cool extra stuff! You can see giraffe doodles every week, you could even be part of the comic! How about getting one of those giraffe drawings sent to you every month, eh? That’s not too shabby!

Planning for weddings is stressful, hectic, riddled with anxiety, and to top it all off, anyone who hears that you’re doing something for a wedding will charge you 20% more than for any other type of event. It sucks all the sucks. Wedding candy? Ridiculously expensive. Normal candy? People give you that stuff for free. I think half the time newlyweds are broke and poor is because ALL of the money went to paying for an event. People, the event isn’t the important part. The marriage is.