I got an email from Melissa about a week ago and I finally figured out a way to get some comics based off emails back into rotation (writing stories can take up a severe amount of brain real estate).

Melissa writes: “Very often a customer will see me go into a stall and close the door and then ask me questions:

Customer: excuse me, I saw your name tag, do you work here?

Me: yes

customer: could you tell me where I can find (insert any obscure back list or POD
title here)?

Me: I really have no idea, I would have to look it up.

Customer: (huffing) really? I thought you would know. Have you heard anything about the book? Is it good?”

This happens a bit less in the men’s room, but it still happens. AND IT IS NEVER WELCOME.

Melissa, thanks for the email!!!