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I can’t stand Monopoly. I’m quite against the game. Almost any game is better than that thing. Settlers of Catan, Dominion, Carcassonne, Dixit, Mysterium, King of New York, Five Tribes…
Anyway, people have for years made all sorts of house rules for Monopoly just to make it interesting. There are so many movie editions and re-skins of Monopoly too. Any fandom can stroll into a Bookstore and pick out a couple of Pop Figures and pair it with a Monopoly board now.

A house rule for beheading people instead of sending them to jail would make Monopoly extremely interesting.