A few weeks ago, whilst I was working in the stockroom, I got paged out to the cash registers. I had no idea what was going on save for the fact that whoever was manning the register was paging for customer assistance (we usually send them to the info desk). Then it was paging people by name, no one came. After about ten minutes of this I got paged. Eyebrow arched, I headed to cash/wrap 1 to see what was going on only to be confronted by what you see in todays comic. A late middle aged woman melting over all sides of her tiny sitting stool. She was that lazy. I knew that experience was going to become a comic.