The questions directed at us folks working the customer service desk can get pretty dumb, but the questions and comments aimed at the cafe staff can be downright idiotic. “Do your blueberry scones have blueberries in them?” “I got this specialty drink at the other bookstore and they never charged me extra!” “This ISN’T a Starbucks?!”

I had a coworker share this story with me a couple days ago. I couldn’t get it out of my head until I made it a comic. Thanks, idiotic customers! Without your abject stupidity we would have less to laugh about!