We’ve had plenty of people make comments that there should be security cameras in the bathrooms. I feel like there’s a better way to handle potential thefts. Creep them out!

Or have a large statutes person stationed just inside the restroom, arms folded, judgemental expression firmly set, one arched eyebrow that communicates, “really? Are you that much of a low life AND that stupid? That crap you’re attempting to steal can be found for free all over the internet, or do you have to steal the internet too?”