I need cash to pay for art supplies! Help me out and you get to see giraffes and/or be part of the comic!!!

I am still surprised at the questions that customers ask. This story was just recently shared with me.
From Debi who got it from William:
“She asked me to help her find a clitoris. I, without batting an eye, asked if she meant Thesaurus. She said, “No. It begins with a C.” She then then grabbed her phone and made a call. “MOM! WHAT IS THAT BOOK I NEED?” she screamed. “OH. Collegiate dictionary.” Clitoris to thesaurus, though stupid, I understand, but clitoris to collegiate dictionary takes a special kind of idiot.”