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Further threatening poetry! I’ve been having a ton of fun writing “Mike With A Spike.” I hope I’ve struck that TOO ridiculous to take seriously amount of darkness and potential violence with this. I’ve been trying my best to match what the original Elf on the Shelf poem was on the level of saccharine sweetness with total brutish malevolence.