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We get people who do this once every twenty minutes or so. They think they’re letting us down easy saying things like. “I’ll call you back,” or, “Next time for sure.” You’re not fooling anyone. Just say no. We know you’re comparison shopping and would’ve only picked up the book here if we had it right now. But if they DID admit to how they were behaving they’d feel bad saying that to our face and we can’t have that now, can we?