I’m redrawing the old Mike: Bookseller strips to put into an eventual book, you can see them posted here on Patreon!

Most people know that when you tell someone the total amount of money they have to pay for stuff, and you have an open hand, they put the money in your open hand.

But there are a select few people who will frustratingly put the money on the counter, usually as far away from you as possible, and they pay in exact change and you just trimmed your fingernails last night so those dimes are going to be such a problem trying to pick them up…

Realistically getting revenge on these lower humans has been difficult to pull off. Outside of purposefully taking as long as possible to count out their money, I can’t think of anything that won’t get me in trouble.