I got a great email from Matthew a few weeks ago:
“I usually do the recorded greetings on the phone system for my store. One of the most recent ones we did (for the Glowlight, actually) started off “Do you like reading in bed?” I have absolutely no recollection of how it ends, because I only get that far when I call. But the day after I recorded it, all my coworkers voted me “Creepiest voice” in the store. I didn’t realize it was a contest until that day. Some of those recorded messages are SO contrived, and sometimes, they have incredibly dirty connotations.”

Those messages can be unsettling and make one feel dirty. Not being able to deliver audio through my comic strip I think I found a nice parallel to the prerecorded messages with today’s strip.
Thanks for the email, Matthew!