I got an email from Lauren asking me to do a comic about people sitting around the sales floor taking their shoes off and the like. She mentioned in her store a particular “customer” that “frequents cafe [and] cuts his toe nails in the store.” That disturbed me, I couldn’t help but see drawings of customers complaining to Mike or Fab about finding toe nail shards in their coffee. That transformed into the comic above when I incorporated the guy taking his shoes off. I hope you all are either amused, disgusted, or both.

Thanks again for the email, Lauren!