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Some employees are sent home early because they’re sick, or there’s a family emergency or something along those lines. Other employees, the special ones (you know who they are in your store) are sent home for hilarious and ridiculous reasons.

Yes, this happened. Yes I did burst out laughing. Yes I did have a terrible time keeping a straight face and yes, it would and did happen to exactly the person that would crap their pants. What a gem of a memory.