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I was walking from the break room to the stock room when my brain caught up to my ears. Christmas music was playing at work through the overhead speakers. My blood started to boil. We’re barely a week into November, Halloween stuff is still on clearance at most stores, why are we trying to force the festivities already?!
I have an old mp3 player full of angry music that I haven’t transferred to my phone yet, but I think that needs to be my top priority this weekend now. I need to drown out this holiday season with rage and loathing.