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There are some frustrated sphincters out there when it comes to the layouts of men’s restrooms. Adding more urinals without having at least the same amount of stalls with toilets is always a huge mistake. Some people want to sit down even to pee. Sitting down is relaxing. The last thing you want to do is give yourself a hernia trying to hurry up a deuce, especially if you’re poop-shy and can’t produce when other people are around.

I feel like my digestive habits have ordered themselves around the early hours of the morning, either before we open or just afterwards, a time when there is little worry about other people needing to use the toilet.

There are also the sociopaths out there that don’t care at all and pinch a loaf in the urinal and let someone else clean up their mess. That has sadly happened more than twice.