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Of all the many little chores and tasks that are done during a shift at work, re-shelving all the books and merchandise that customers toss around the sales floor is top of the list for annoyances. While technically true, we do get paid to clean up your mess, we get paid better when you clean up after yourself. It gives us more time to help you, more time to set up displays to catch your attention, and it helps us find the book you want a lot quicker.
It’s a dream of mine to be able to leave an equivalent size mess in the home of a lazy customer. I’m pretty sure it’s illegal, but gosh darn it, it would totally be worth it to see the look on their face.