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We got teething toys to sell now I guess. Teething jewelry, normal teething toys, and some pretty cool old school Nintendo teethers. That’s raising your kid the right way that is.

A lot of the time while working in the receiving department any new toy or game gets inspected. Is this a game worthy of buying? Is this a new giraffe toy that I don’t own yet? How squishy is this toy? We’re the first to see such things and they deserve our attention.