I got an odd email recently that inspired this comic:
“Are you the seller on Amazon.com that goes by the seller name BooksellerMike? If so, I bought a book from you on amazon.com 30 days ago, the book has not been shipped as of today, I was wondering if you could please ship at your earliest convenience.”

I am not BooksellerMike, though I can understand why you’d make that assumption. I hope you get your book soon.