Unspeakable Horrors
Of all the areas found in a bookstore, my most haunting experiences almost always took place in the restroom. The room where one would be found at their most vulnerable state. The items found lying around in there when you stepped in just to wash your hands. The deposits left behind by certain customers. The smell. Oh geez the smell…
Some of the more discouraging sights involve bodily functions not properly flushed or smeared over floors and walls. I gotta ask, HOW? WHY? Are you not able to properly sit on a toilet seat? Are you afraid of catching butt cootie-germs? There should be no excuse for missing the bowl when you’re dropping a deuce. We supply toilet seat covers, we have the restrooms cleaned daily at the least. There’s no good reason for you to try the hover technique, or as some have come to call it, The Crouching Tiger.
