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Hearing that Toys R Us is filing for bankruptcy this holiday season has led me to think we’re going to see some interesting products come in. I don’t know who scored this deal but it looks like The Bookstore is selling fancy FAO Schwarz toys. That floor piano made famous from that movie “Big,” super expensive holiday poppers, and most importantly, an eight foot tall giraffe. AND WE’RE GOING TO GET ONE IN THE BOOKSTORE I WORK AT!!!!!

….That giraffe is almost six hundred dollars….. How am I going to find a way to buy this giraffe? Where am I going to keep this giraffe in my apartment?

I NEED THIS GIRAFFE