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I am so tired of these Elf On The Shelf things. People keep buying them, man! Could you stop that? We already have enough people watching us, we volunteer too much info on social media too, this lousy elf is superfluous at best. Let’s think up some other, better, less creepy and stupid “Holiday Traditions.”