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If you feel like it would be cool to support me and see these comics posted early, in color, with commentary, among other cool stuff, this Patreon Link will solve that issue!
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PATREON! I Have extra cool stuff found only there! Want to see me go through the old comics and see them updated to what stuff I can do now? Patreon lets you see that! I also have a Paypal button[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Help support the comic on Patreon and you gain access to all sorts of fun stuff! Want to be in the comic? Want to see the comic in color and a day early? It really helps me out! The headsets[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Help support Mike: Bookseller here on Patreon! You get to see cool extra stuff and maybe even be part of the comic like Suzi! The most common question I get from either of my jobs is “where are your restrooms?”[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Help support Mike: Bookseller here! You can see and possibly even receive cool stuff by becoming a Patron! Drawings only seen there! Giraffe doodles mailed to you monthly! WHAT?! Check it out! There have been many shifts nearing their end[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Help support the comic!! Extra fun cool stuff for patrons! From time to time we have some unfortunate issues crop (crap?) up in the restrooms. From brown splatters and sprays to turds that are too big to flush. With the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Help support the comic on Patreon! Any and every little bit helps!! When you’re in a customer service job, no matter what you’re selling or helping customers with, you will have to answer the universal question of where we hide[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I got a Patreon! If you could help support the site I’d be forever grateful!! Tracie sent me a fun story: “A customer just came up to buy a porno mag and a cheap movie and this guy is acting[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There are times when humans go to the bathroom and leave something larger than what you would think is humanly possible to pass. There have been football size dookies left in toilet bowls. Like, did this person split in half?[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There is nothing worse than when another human stands up to pee with the toilet seat down. You couldn’t hold it in for another three seconds to lift the seat, you lazy peon? Your bladder was not able to contain[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m not the biggest fan of public restrooms. Some are okay, you know the ones, the single occupant public restrooms, the ones that give you a nice amount of privacy and the only thing you have to worry about is[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This is a real quote from a customer that I had to help the other day. Really, purse hooks are the least of this country’s worries. As soon as I was able to get away from the customer I knew[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I have a really tough time with this. I notice shoes a lot. All the different designs, sizes, colors… As an artist I find shoes incredibly interesting. In my not so cartoony sketches I try to draw a lot of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Nobody can say I don’t do my part in Loss Prevention! This happened to me today almost verbatim
Further rhyming? What sorcery is this?! I cannot abide that Elf on a Shelf. I hate it so much. It’s only getting worse. The Birthday edition, a reindeer companion, jackets and jerseys… It’s just awful. What’s not awful is this:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Jessica sent me some great stories a little while ago and I can share one with you here that inspired today’s comic: “Our restroom is closest to our cafe, so naturally if anything… goes wrong… in there, customers tend to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Tracie sent me another awesome email detailing the horrors of public restrooms. “Destroyed toilet, urinals, mirrors; found a blow up doll in the men’s restroom, stack of mags *in* the back of the toilet in the men’s; underwear in both[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
An old message scrawled out on the wall of the Westgate Men’s room comes to mind: “so many boogers” I can’t quite think of much more to add to the comic here. I said what needs to be said. When[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I got an email from Melissa about a week ago and I finally figured out a way to get some comics based off emails back into rotation (writing stories can take up a severe amount of brain real estate). Melissa[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Yup. Someone did this. They either couldn’t be bothered to wait for a stall to become vacant or didn’t care. With things like this happening I know humanity is on a downward spiral. No matter how many amazing accomplishments the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
From Jo: “Yesterday was just a wacky day at work with customers but the piece de resistance was a customer coming to us complaining that the womens restroom was messy (no surprise there since are located in a mall). She[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I got a great email from Angie a little while ago that inspired today’s comic: “In the children’s area of the library where I work, there are two bathrooms for kids with clear and obvious signage, and outside the area[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Had an episode at my store just a couple days ago about restrooms and illicit narcotic materials being consumed within said restrooms. Police were called. Further adventure this Friday! I’m going to be recording another podcast real, real soon. I’ll[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My dad had some interesting conversations with janitors at his places of employment over the years and how many nightmare stories they regaled. Even in the white collar, engineering type work environments, the restrooms are still dirty, dirty caves of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
From the same email Del sent with the customer yelling “bathroom!” everywhere, there was made mention about a new bus route that connected to Del’s store and how it brought in a lot of a specific clientele. A clientele that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Thus the epic story concludes in a most epic fashion of moderately epic proportions. Accidental wardrobe malfunctions are never fun in the workplace nor anywhere else for that matter. The only thing worse than having your pants rip at work[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’ve seen a few chocolate related thefts and the remains of those thefts in the store this past week. Wrappers and half eaten chocolate bars left in not-so-inconspicuous places. I know it’s Godiva and that means it’s expensive, but come[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
