I am really not a fan of these Elf on a Shelf demons. I am grateful to see that the emphasis on these stupid things has diminished somewhat. At least from my perspective. More people are focused on getting the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Help support the comic on Patreon! Wanna see the comic early? Wanna see cool giraffe drawings? Wanna see yourself in the comic? Patreon can hook you up! The holiday blitz of deliveries has hit everyone by now and it really[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Help support Mike: Bookseller on Patreon! All sorts of cool extras found only on Patreon and only for Patrons! Hearing that Toys R Us is filing for bankruptcy this holiday season has led me to think we’re going to see[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Help support Mike: Bookseller on Patreon! You get extra stuff found only there!! Trevor shared a fun story with me about a phone call that went about as close to this comic as I can recall. I absolutely hate that[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
COME BUY A SHIRT OR SEVEN! IT’LL REALLY HELP ME OUT! THANKS AND STUFF! Here’s the conclusion to the Mike With A Spike opus. It’s scary to look at the poem as a whole and notice that there were a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Still got shirts for sale!! Come get one right here! Thanks! Further threatening poetry! I’ve been having a ton of fun writing “Mike With A Spike.” I hope I’ve struck that TOO ridiculous to take seriously amount of darkness and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We’ve put up “Elf on a Shelf” crap already. Halloween has yet to make an appearance and we have stupid Christmas themed Elves running around mingling with all the pumpkins and stuff. It’s infuriating. And then there’s all these Me[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Some of you may ask, “Why not tell her Santa isn’t real on Christmas?” And I’d say to you, the week leading up to Christmas would make it much more devastating. The beginning of the month, the build up of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I keep seeing these lousy elves on my Facebook feed. People send me pics of other toys torturing the elves, or the elves being really naughty or whatever. I try my best to stay away from these things. They remind[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Further rhyming? What sorcery is this?! I cannot abide that Elf on a Shelf. I hate it so much. It’s only getting worse. The Birthday edition, a reindeer companion, jackets and jerseys… It’s just awful. What’s not awful is this:[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We’re setting up displays for the evil “Elf on a Shelf” already. Already!! Halloween has been completely ignored! Is it too much to ask the retail businesses out there to respect the timing of the holidays? Our Halloween displays have[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I was that kid from grade school that would have your children come home in a crisis of belief about Santa. I will continue that tradition with my own children. I’d rather have my kids trust me and be grateful[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
