Beware!
If you see a cute plushy animal on the floor in a bookstore, and more specifically in the kid’s department of the bookstore, do not under any circumstance cuddle that cute plushy animal. Babies like to touch things with their mouths, and those mouths are equipped with drool. All of the drool. Parents don’t much care what state the plush animal is left in so long as the plush animal can keep their child occupied for a little while. I’ve seen some plush toys left on the floor soaking wet in baby run off. It’s enough to make you lose your appetite.
