Wouldn’t it be fun to have pastries named after popular books and literary figures? The stupid puns and portmanteaus would be amazing. It would also mean that we’d find better pastry options. Or, I hope we would. That cannoli is terrible and the chipotle brownie could definitely be replaced with something much more palatable.

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