The security code for the stockroom door really was 1 2 3 4 5. I don’t know why it took so long for us to realize that it needed to be changed. The room with all our important stuff, the overstock, the PDTs, the MERCHANDISE, it was all guarded by a code so simple a child could break it. Well, a child did break the code, and loudly announced for all to hear that our impenetrable door was easily opened by counting to 5.