Down With The Sickness
Half of my coworkers are sick. If they aren’t sick yet, they’ll catch
whatever bug is going around by the time you finish reading this sentence.
I blame all of these spring vacation weeks schools are having. All the
kids have been released into the wild and are spreading their child-sick
everywhere.
I recommend you drink all the water, stay away from any sugary
confections, and if available, eat all the oranges.
