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We are getting a lot of calls for these Fingerlings toys. I really don’t see the appeal to them either. It’s a Furby that sits on your phalanges? Big freaking deal. The Hatchimals were last years questionable toy that “The Kids” wanted for Christmas and now we can’t get rid of them. Once the dust settles and the blood is mopped up people will realize how stupid they behaved over these things. …Only to go pants crappingly insane for NEXT year’s Hot Holiday Must Have Toy.