Flushed
This usually isn’t the case here. I’m the one that hears about the stories of catching the would be thief in the act, not the one actually catching them. But this one specific time it was indeed me. I’m an LP hero now or whatever.
Flushing toilets is loud, yes, but it doesn’t sound at all like ripping pages out of a magazine. Also, you need to time it better. Also also, tucking the magazine with the naughty pictures you want to steal into a bag would be quieter, quicker, and more efficient rather than ripping out your favorite pages. Also also also, don’t come into my store ever again.
The writing process of the past four or five comics was recorded for you listening pleasure (or annoyance) here. We also talk about games and jury duty! Have a listen!
