I got a somewhat disturbing email from Joni detailing a customer buying that dumb “fifty shades” trilogy:
“We had a customer who thought that the EAS security tag in her copy of “Fifty Shades Darker” was a free condom. She was really disappointed when it’s actual purpose was explained to her.”
Joni also sent me a picture of this massage stick and thought, just as I did, that certain customers (most likely the fifty shades of grey customers) would think it was meant for something ELSE.
Thanks for the email, Joni!