Resistance Is Futile
I keep seeing these lousy elves on my Facebook feed. People send me pics of other toys torturing the elves, or the elves being really naughty or whatever. I try my best to stay away from these things. They remind me too much of the lousy parts of Christmas. And they still take over my attention. I cannot get away! We keep getting shipments of this thing in at the store too. WHO KEEPS BUYING THEM?!
