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I am not a fan of music that has jingle bells, or silver bells, or Santa Claus, or any of that crap. It’s going to be the 17th holiday season for me this year. There are only so many ways to sing the words “Merry Christmas” before I go mad. I am hoping the newly installed Muzak stations glitch out from Black Friday to December 26th. That would indeed be a wonderful Christmas miracle.