While this situation happened to me I thought the reaction of Jason going through this would be a funnier comic. This lady was dang attractive. Super attractive. My first thought was, “Dang! She’s attractive!” My second thought was, “This husband of hers must have sucked!” Third thought, “Don’t make a joke about her being available!” Fourth thought, “Dang! She’s attractive!” My fifth thought, “Oh, right, show her to the section.”

Jason isn’t REALLY like this in reality. He has more class. (He also requested that I write this)