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I don’t know if it was a combination of customer complaints, cleaning issues, and lack of staffing, but the restrictions on “one person per restroom” thing…Read the rest on Patreon!
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PATREON! I Have extra cool stuff found only there! Want to see me go through the old comics and see them updated to what stuff I can do now? Patreon lets you see that! I also have a Paypal button[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Want to see this comic early? In color? Check out my Patreon Page! I’ve heard of some of these stories, and I’ve seen others. The audacity of people who bought a membership card thinking that they now own The Bookstore[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
While I am as far away from temperance and completely for legalization I don’t partake in anything considered a vice. …unless you count Magic the Gathering… Do whatever you want with your body, it’s your body, no one owns it.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
We have spring break running through a few schools during this week. That means more kids running around the store. We can try and try to tell the kids to not run, or ask the parents to actually WATCH their[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There are people who come into The Bookstore asking casually about where the restrooms are, for a just in case scenario. Others come in with a determined look, concentrating on making sure things are under control, that ask where the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
From time to time we get in some oddly shaped, oddly proportioned books. A lot of those weird shapes lend themselves to kids books. Books with wheels, books shaped with a bite taken out of them, that sort of thing.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Help support Mike: Bookseller here on Patreon! You get to see cool extra stuff and maybe even be part of the comic like Suzi! The most common question I get from either of my jobs is “where are your restrooms?”[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Help support the comic on Patreon! Any and every little bit helps!! When you’re in a customer service job, no matter what you’re selling or helping customers with, you will have to answer the universal question of where we hide[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
HI! I HAVE A PATREON AND I WOULD LOVE YOUR SUPPORT! THANKS!!! The urinal in our restroom is in constant need of repairs. I don’t know how it breaks down so often. The only thing that should be going through[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I got a Patreon! If you could help support the site I’d be forever grateful!! Tracie sent me a fun story: “A customer just came up to buy a porno mag and a cheap movie and this guy is acting[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There are times when humans go to the bathroom and leave something larger than what you would think is humanly possible to pass. There have been football size dookies left in toilet bowls. Like, did this person split in half?[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There is nothing worse than when another human stands up to pee with the toilet seat down. You couldn’t hold it in for another three seconds to lift the seat, you lazy peon? Your bladder was not able to contain[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I’m not the biggest fan of public restrooms. Some are okay, you know the ones, the single occupant public restrooms, the ones that give you a nice amount of privacy and the only thing you have to worry about is[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
This is a real quote from a customer that I had to help the other day. Really, purse hooks are the least of this country’s worries. As soon as I was able to get away from the customer I knew[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I have a really tough time with this. I notice shoes a lot. All the different designs, sizes, colors… As an artist I find shoes incredibly interesting. In my not so cartoony sketches I try to draw a lot of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Nobody can say I don’t do my part in Loss Prevention! This happened to me today almost verbatim
Jessica sent me some great stories a little while ago and I can share one with you here that inspired today’s comic: “Our restroom is closest to our cafe, so naturally if anything… goes wrong… in there, customers tend to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Tracie sent me another awesome email detailing the horrors of public restrooms. “Destroyed toilet, urinals, mirrors; found a blow up doll in the men’s restroom, stack of mags *in* the back of the toilet in the men’s; underwear in both[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
An old message scrawled out on the wall of the Westgate Men’s room comes to mind: “so many boogers” I can’t quite think of much more to add to the comic here. I said what needs to be said. When[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
From Jo: “Yesterday was just a wacky day at work with customers but the piece de resistance was a customer coming to us complaining that the womens restroom was messy (no surprise there since are located in a mall). She[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I got a great email from Angie a little while ago that inspired today’s comic: “In the children’s area of the library where I work, there are two bathrooms for kids with clear and obvious signage, and outside the area[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I hope we’ve all had a manager like Fab somewhere in our personal histories of retail employment. The manager that can have fun and joke around with you and knows the proper boundary of work/play type stuff. The type of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I discovered a gruesome site when walking into the men’s room a week or so ago. The sink was covered in blood, the trash cans overflowing with blood soaked paper towels, the stench of death in the air… Or the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
When being confronted by someone accusing you of smoking crack in a public restroom, the air thick with the smoky substance you just loudly inhaled, claiming that you’re merely pooping isn’t going to cut it in the slightest. Got an[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Had an episode at my store just a couple days ago about restrooms and illicit narcotic materials being consumed within said restrooms. Police were called. Further adventure this Friday! I’m going to be recording another podcast real, real soon. I’ll[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
